You say, “I’ve found that special someone I’ve been searching for all my life!”
It just feels right and one can say otherwise! We all go through rough times meeting the opposite sex (or in some cases, the same sex).
This is the best day of your life. No doubt about it! The sights are set on that special person giving you the thrill of the moment! Men loving women in a special way, regardless of age! Like I said earlier, It also depends on your sexual preference. It also could be women loving women (hey, whatever floats your boat)!
But soon as reality sets in, you come to your senses. You just met this person while getting your Sunday morning paper!
(If someone pulled out a copy of Webster’s dictionary and wanted to look up the definition of a ‘Stupid Idiot’, guess whose photo would pop up??)
Regardless, if it’s a man and woman or same sex couple, it really doesn’t matter! Love is Love…no matter how you look at it! There’s someone for everybody!
One of the biggest self-improvements that we can make in our life is selecting the right mate.
Once we find that woman and start building a relationship throughout this building process, we have to know how to stay on her good side to keep the peace within the home.
Our thinking patterns are different when it comes down to sexes. Picking someone we’re compatible with eases all pain of loneliness.
Trying to find folks ‘on the re-bound’ only means being with someone who can fill the void after they too, have being dumped! Sometimes hooking up way too quickly is not good!
Time must be taken out to know him or her. The only thing on your mind is being lonely again! But lets face it, it’s more than just a lonely thing. You get a little horny as well! This is your brain on sex and really, at the moment, that’s all that’s important!
Careful consideration must be in order, when selecting that perfect mate. Certain expectations must be met. (just don’t get too picky. The ‘arena of loneliness‘ can be a rough place).
The process of finding someone who’s nice and maybe a little interesting, can become a big task but is very doable.
As a busy, single person, regardless if male or female and perhaps raising a child, it’s time to hit the dating scene.
The big night now approaches. Family and close friends at work, think it’s about time to get out and start enjoying life.
Maybe they’re right! A good night on the town would be great. Thinking, “I haven’t been out for several months, and my last date didn’t go very well,” might as well go for it. (As a male, you think that first one was just a ‘scatter-brain’. As a female, you think he was just a ‘plain loser.’)
Maybe this time will be different. (trashing the whole idea and just staying home wasn’t ruled out either).
That inner voice was saying something different. Maybe it’s because going out was never interesting. Why now? After three years, “What the hell. All chicks can’t be as bad as that last ‘gold-digger.’ If you’re a woman, you just want to give the dude a chance to prove himself a winner.
The night ends! Returning home early, although being pissed off, was the best feeling ever. The whole evening was a disaster! Oh, the sexes!
This scenario happens to us all at some point in our lives. A guy may complain that, “She talked too much and he couldn’t get any.”
For the woman, it may be; “He grew and extra set of hands and was all over me. Also, that cheap jive turkey, had the nerve to make me pay for dinner.”“There’s got to be a better way!
Now while everything about the evening is still fresh in mind, you sit down at the table with a bagel and a cup of java. Or maybe a cold can of beer, some weed and develop a solution.
So after banging away at the keyboard into the wee hours of the morning, ‘PRESTO!’…a series of Profile Classification Interpretations is born!
What this mean is that list of patterns and traits of the opposite sex was developed. Armed with this newfound information, a person will always be on their toes. Ready for anything! No surprises!!
Let’s start with a potential mate’s Vital Statistics (a person’s outward physical appearance is going to be the first thing that’s noticed).
For starters, looking for someone with nice teeth and hair is important. It’s a turn-off when someone flashes a big smile and it looks like their tongue is in jail.
The next thing noticed is that one leg is shorter than the other. Oh boy! The only thing that comes to mind at this point, is calling your best friend and telling him or her they’re gonna get their ass kicked for setting up this blind date.
This newly created Profile Classification Interpretations is something everyone needs. Be ready for your next big ‘night on the town!’
Next, list types of Favorite Foods these folks may be in to. The kind of crap they’d chow on a daily basis.
What they consider their favorite and what’s considered your favorite food are two different things.
A constant night of puking is NOT what a fun night out is suppose to look like.
Most people have a normal taste in things, this potential mate may have the strangest taste in food that’s weird. Approach with caution!
A night out at a restaurant (your date might think it’s a nice joint), may end up becoming a trip to the emergency room. Keeping up with this person by eating the same type food may very well be the end. (not just the date, but your LIFE!)
Also, look out for that person who worship their Favorite Drinks (we’re not talking about a quick sipper either) who mainly is a lush that love to guzzle non-stop.
Man or woman, these type of folks drink alcohol like water. Sometimes it may be crazy concoctions that’s never been heard of and don’t want to try!
Then there’s the education factor regarding literature. aaahh…’the writings of enduring interest.’ What was the Last Book this individual ever read? (If they could even read at all).
But you’re one burnt out individual. Boy how time flies! You look up and see the early morning light peering through the blinds. Still so much to do. So much ground to cover.
So as you end your morning writings, breaking down all the different types of personalities wandering around our society today, you feel this information will help thousands of lonely hearts and even some desperate folks, get a head start.
They’ll know what to expect even before venturing out!
“In Regards To Folks Dating, Recognize It’s A Crazy World Out There.” Crazy Enough You’ll Need A Scorecard Keeping Up With All The Various Profiles Of The Sexes.
Women love having bigger boobs…
In today’s world, anything and everything can be purchased online. Even body parts! When it comes to an eager women, they can simply just contact a plastic surgeon who can do breast reconstruction. If the doctor refuses because of some health risk to them, they just go online.
Just think, for a long time now, men have gotten a lot of grief when they talk to a woman’s chest instead of looking them in the eyes.
Mostly everybody has made that observation, so that men are terrified to look anywhere but directly into their eyes.
It’s not really fair to men.
First: It’s only natural for us men to wonder what a woman’s chest look like.
Men have testosterone for a reason, and if they don’t use it up looking at our chests, then they’ll be causing wars and football playoffs.
Second: Women are getting boob jobs left and right, so to speak. It’s a mixed message to spend all that money on a new and improved chest, then get angry when a man notices your purchase. Women can’t have it both ways.
Third: A man will spend so much time staring fixedly into a woman’s eyes that she’ll wonder if her eye makeup is sliding off or if there’s some type of a David Copperfield thing going on and is trying to mesmerize her. Hyp-no-tized! Men loving women at its best!
It’s tough to be a man with eyes, when breast are around.
RON’S FINAL THOUGHT ON THE REALITY OF LOVE:
(Also see What Men Hate About Women)
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