How To Love A Nerd/Profile of Nerdy Nelson

How To Love A Nerd/Profile of Nerdy Nelson

Ladies, remember! Nerds Need Loving Too.

So ladies Don’t Be So Cruel. These type of dudes are always searching, scoping out the most beautiful women; only to get their feelings hurt in the long-run. But they NEVER give up! They will keep on pushing forward until they get the crap beat out of them by some chick’s jealous boyfriend!

So here we go again! Let’s take a look at the world of a typical nerd.

‘ NERDY NELSON

VITAL STATISTICS – Age: 19 to 39, Height: 5’5″ to 6’2″, Weight: Not Much!!

OCCUPATION – You may find this type working at the local movie theater selling popcorn. He may even be your bag boy at the neighborhood supermarket that’s always held a crush on you. (You know the kid that’s always drooling on your items). Then he falls all over himself as he offers to take your things to the car!

FAVORITE FOODS – With him, prepare your taste buds to handle a large helping of junior pepper dogs on half-moldy buns. Oh yeah, and you better get use to his special home-made dish, the ever-popular ‘Banana Chocolate Chip Goulash.’

(While in the kitchen preparing this slop, don’t be surprised if he yells out, “Hey, lollipop lips! I know your dying to try my tasty roasted, honey-dipped frog legs?”)

FAVORITE DRINKS – Warm Kool-Aid (no sugar), dill-pickle juice and strawberry buttermilk shakes, sprinkled with discarded moth wings, will be on the ‘liquor list’ for the evening.

FAVORITE MUSIC – He will sway you with the ‘The Beat Goes On‘ & ‘Red Robin’. (Oldie tunes out before his time.) He’ll also have you listen to endless hours of the ‘Star Trek’ theme song, and ‘Barney Fife’s Greatest Hits.’

And don’t be surprised, if he tries to serenade you. He claims he can be the greatest broadway singer of all.

FAVORITE MOVIES/TV SHOWS – You’ll spend a great evening, settling back and viewing ‘The Simpsons’ reruns. Also you’ll enjoy the movie ‘Revenge of the Nerd’ pts. 1, 2, & 3 and ‘The Adventures of Pee Wee Herman.’ (So sit back & enjoy.)

FAVORITE SPORTS/HOBBIES – During a nice quiet evening while you’re over visiting, he’ll have you helping him organize his stamp collection. If fortunate enough to get invited to a party (Anybody’s party), you’ll assist him in exciting, non-stop action such as the ‘bobbing-for-apples’ event.

TYPE OF CAR – NONE!! A ‘night on the town’ means bar hopping to different pubs or beer joints by bus, train or sore feet!

LAST BOOK- ‘Learn How To Pick Up Girls’  by Smooth Talkers, Inc.

TURN-ONS – His glasses fog up and he break out with a big grin at the sight of nude statues, porn magazines and used, ‘slimey’ condoms.

TURN-OFFS – 6 ft. 280 lb. weight lifters who pick on nerds, street gang members hanging out in the vestibule of his apartment, and women wrestlers.

SECRET FANTASY – To one day, be able to get a good blow job before turning 40.

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN – Virgo

PERSONALITY – As a member of the Mr. Rodgers fan club, he’s a real ‘slacker’ who’ll never accomplish much in life. His friends voted him ‘Chump of the Month,’ and he has more enemies than you can count.

His dry wit and bumbling demeanor makes him a ‘true’ nerd.

IDEAL WOMAN – A nerdette who looks like Woody Allen’s sister.

WHERE TO MEET – These nerdy-types are usually found spending their time, hanging around bus terminals trying to pick up women.

You’ll also find them in the men clothing section where bow ties are sold. Then later in the library.

GOAL – To find a job paying a little over minimum wage and one day, qualify for a Visa card.

RATING: 1.2….He’s no Casanova. He masters dull talk, slow action and can’t get a ‘boner!’ You being a strong woman, he’ll never find out what interest you. (Frankly, he won’t give a shit)!  But maybe it’s all for the better! Besides, who wants a serious relationship with someone enjoying and spending most of their time playing in used kitty litter!

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Author | Ronald Kennedy Comments | 42 Date | 07/19/2019

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Matthew

Hahaha, this is hilarious! Nerdy Nelson sounds like a catch, lol

Everyone should be given the chance to show the real them no matter what they look like. I know men aren’t as picky as women when it comes to finding someone to be with but I never realised how much attention women paid towards every aspect of a man’s personality 

The fact that you even think about what television programmes you will have to watch with us makes me think that I need to pick up my game a bit

Even though this post is fun it still gave me a lot to think about, thanks for writing this, lol

07/19/2019 | 3:15 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hi Matt. Glad to hear that Nerdy Nelson gave you an eye-opener. These type of dudes try their best to ‘fit in,’ but aint nothing happening. Women check them out at a distance and at the same time, hope they’re not approached. Rough days ahead for the nerd! Finding true love will be difficult. Please share my post with others.

    07/20/2019 | 12:41 pm
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Aabidah Ahmed

This is really great advice for single people. This is funny but worth reading for those women who want to go on a date with a nerdy guy. There is nothing wrong with nerdy guys. They might not seem cool like the other guys, but they won’t be jerks like your average guy that you’ll date.

My husband is not a jerk, his just right for me. I was never picky with guys, if you enjoy their company, look pass the other things a woman will feel ashamed about. Who knows, maybe he’ll end up being your husband. So never judge a book/man by its/his cover/appearance, that’s how the saying goes.

In the end, seems like a great opportunity to receive advice for any relationship you’re in.

Thank you for this great article on dating and all the best.

07/19/2019 | 3:19 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Congrats my dear, for finding yourself a ‘good guy.’ Some women aren’t so lucky! They end up with nerds that stay nerds throughout the whole relationship. In one of his songs, Stevie Wonder words go, “Everything must change…nothing stays the same.” But in regards to a true nerd…they always stay the same! Thanks for reading.

    07/20/2019 | 1:24 pm
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Ibrahim

This is pretty funny and can probably be a comic strip, but as a nerd myself some stuff is inaccurate.  I used to be an introvert and had a hard time talking to girls but as I got older, it became a lot easier.  I’m now married to my high school sweet hart who actually found me on Facebook when I was in Afghanistan.  

Nerds don’t have cars? lol! Come on man, you gotta give us some credit.  Now I admit, I like to be home alone, not a fan of bar hopping, I love comics and video games but we HAVE transportation.  I myself drive a Toyota Camry.  

If you met me in person, you wouldn’t know that I’m a nerd because I’m not socially awkward and I know how to act in group settings.  The only time you will realize it, is when you find out my interests.  Anyway, funny article, way to word it in a way that would force me to respond, which was probably your intention.

07/20/2019 | 1:45 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Thank you for reading and your compliment regarding the humor in it. I love creating articles where I’ll get good feedback and hopefully, will bring out the nerdiness in the reader. LOL. Let’s admit it, we all had a little nerdiness in us at some point in our lives. In regards to the car remark, I was referring to a younger nerd. Yeah, when you older, I expect the person to have some type of wheels. (An el cheapo used ride, is better than no ride at all). Please share this post with others. 

    07/20/2019 | 11:12 pm
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Tom

I was actually browsing online when I came across this page. It caught my attention and I felt I had to check it out. 

I think you’ve nailed down the stereotypical guy that often gets the label “nerd” or “loser”. It’s a good tongue-in-cheek article. It reminds me of what the grandmother of a friend used to say – “there’s a lid for every pot” …… meaning no matter how “off” someone may appear, there will always be someone who matched them perfectly. 

And I often think of that saying when people watching and I come across couples that seem to be so mismatched from the outside perspective. 

It takes all kinds to make the world go round 😉

07/23/2019 | 3:11 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Love your reply, my friend. I’ve always say myself, there’s someone for everybody ( but I like the way your friend’s grandmother put it better). No one seems to be left behind when it comes down to love & relationships. If you just constantly strike out, then somethings wrong. Time to re-evaluate things!

    07/23/2019 | 10:44 am
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Emmanuel Buysse

I know how it is to be with a nerd, my wife is one. She has a different taste about humor, and of course, all the movies and programs that she loves. But I have to say, when they love you, their love is real, and you couldn’t find a better person than this kind of types. There is no way that I would replace her with somebody else, so I think that says enough. Anyway, thanks for sharing it. 

07/24/2019 | 3:05 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Congrats to you, my friend on finding your soulmate. Yes, you will find nerds in either sex. Sometime people figure nerdy-types just don’t fit in. They have no friends, except other nerds. It seems they have their own little circle of friends. They will, if lucky, one day find true love.

    07/24/2019 | 3:52 am
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Dave Hayes

Now this post takes a humorous look at a ‘nerd like nelson’ and covers a lot of things about Nelson, which when you think about it are True!!

I have to say reading it, A) Made me smile and B) made me think of some of the Nelson’s in our local supermarket, who I shall never look at with the same pair of eyes as before, in fact a couple of faces immediately sprang to mind, so descriptive was your writing and you obviously, either know one, or have good observational skills and humour to match

Overall I enjoyed reading this.

07/24/2019 | 3:06 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hi Dave. Thanks for checking in. To answer your remark under B: “…you obviously, either know one, or have good observational skills and humour to match.” To answer you; it’s all three! Over the past 60 years, I’ve see, heard and met people who would be described nerds. They are out there, all around us. Thanks for reading my funny post.

    07/24/2019 | 10:50 am
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Feochadan

I just LOVE reading your blogs!  They always give me such a laugh!

Hey, you forgot under hobbies: video games!  LOL  I am a bit of a nerd myself but nothing resembling that.  I’m sure that even Nerdy Nelson will find his soul mate in an equally Nerdy Nelly!  I’ve just sent this article to a couple of my girl friends who’ll get a real kick out of it.

Although this article is tongue in cheek it DOES give good advise to those males out there as to “what NOT to do”!  I hope that it provokes thought in at least a FEW of them!

Keep on writing these fantastic “profiles”!

07/24/2019 | 7:53 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Thank you my friend for your compliments. Glad you get a ‘kick’ out of reading them. (Yes, I will keep more profiles coming as long as the creative juices keep flowing in my brain.) Hey, a nerdy female counterpart is what Nelson need. That’ll put some ‘spunk’ in his life. LOL. Please continue to share my post. Maybe your girlfriends will see some value in my Nerdy Nelson post).

    07/24/2019 | 11:07 am
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Andria

This is a really funny and offbeat site.  Loving the Nerds is a rather interesting topic but hey-everyone needs love right?  I love the tongue in cheek energy this article puts out there. I think the nerds get a better deal these days as compared to my high school years when nerds had a brutal time of it.  Especially with articles like these.  Keep up the good work!

07/24/2019 | 2:43 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Welcome back Andria. I really appreciate the comments you provide. I agree everybody needs love. You’re right about most nerds from high school catch hell. (I think I was considered one myself) I was always the one being picked on and laughed at. The one who never got the girls (unless they were ‘Nerdetts’)lol. Oh well..what can I say!?

    07/26/2019 | 2:20 am
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Erica Lein

Hi hun, I think that your sight is amazing! you have picked a great niche! you have some super valuable info on there that may be beneficial to a wide group of people. Your website looks amazing, very nice layout! Best of luck to u and the future of your website.

07/28/2019 | 12:25 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Erica, if you ever felt nerds are the ‘in’ thing, then this is your main guy? LOL! I’m glad you enjoyed my post. You’re sure to be ‘wined and dined’ somewhere!! LOL! Thank you for all the nice compliments. Really appreciate it. Please share this post with others.

    07/28/2019 | 1:19 am
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Twack Romero

I’m hoping the only comparison to be made, personally, is the birth sign. My stomach dropped as I saw that. Needless to say, I was then looking for any other similarities. I used to collect stamps but managed to join a group that helped me ‘release’ that particular demon. One thing we have to be thankful for, I guess, is Darwin’s Theory of Evolution. Taking on board ‘Survival of the fittest’ there stands a good chance that this breed will will not make the ‘cut’. Saying that, it’s worth remembering that much of the world is secretly kept running by ‘nerds’ such as these so I guess we should cut them some slack, some of the time. There is no excuse for playing in Kitty Litter though.

07/28/2019 | 12:32 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hey Twack, you can’t take any of my profiles and its characters too seriously! They’re all written in a tongue-and-cheek approach sprinkled with a touch of reality. A reality most folks can comprehend and relate to. You’ll find this type anywhere with folks in some way, attaching themselves to the very essence of the character’s being. Thanks for reading.

    07/28/2019 | 1:42 am
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SeunJeremiah

I almost laughed till I had no ribs. This is indeed funny, but honestly true. I’ve seen lots of nerds during my college years and this is no different from what I have seen. And no matter how terrible they are, they end up getting someone who likes them for who they are and may even end up been their life partner at last. I can’t wait till you write more about a nerd girl. 

07/28/2019 | 12:33 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Thank you Seun for reading and getting a Big kick out of my post. A ‘nerdy girl’ may be on the horizon! I love to hear how my article made someone’s day (If only for a brief moment.) We all know someone with a little nerdiness in them. Could it be a family member or a friend? Only you know for sure. Hell, it could be yourself, but I won’t tell! LOL!

    07/28/2019 | 11:59 am
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sid

Now that’s a spicy meat ball! OF COURSE IT’S HILARIOUS. I know that this was meant to be a bit funny and all but i think that there may be a bit of info out there for our singles who are in a desperate situation trying to find out their one and only (*wait why am i looking in the mirror while typing this lol*), but anyways man yeah its funny!

Looking forward to lots of your posts maybe i’ll learn something out of them.

Sid

07/28/2019 | 1:55 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hey Sid, I like a spicy meataball myself! LOL!! I try to put folks in stitches. (We need more humor in the world today!) My original funny profiles are designed to make folks laugh, but on the same token sprew some truth out to the reader. The underlying tones will give the reader something to think about and help him or her develop their next move.

    07/29/2019 | 8:51 pm
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Barbara

Definitely Hilarious and I will definitely share it with my friends. Every time I am a little down all I need to do is come to your blog and I know for sure I’m going to find something in it that will cheer me up and make me laugh. I love reading your blogs, they are truly funny, maybe you should think of a way to make a comedy out of it, who knows a screenplay or something like that. I can see it at the movie like a romantic comedy type of movie!

08/04/2019 | 12:23 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hey Barbara, I think I’ll crown myself “The King of Comedy!” LOL!! I can just hear it now! On stage under the bright lights,….”And The Award for The Most Funniest, Online Post Goes To Ronald K”…..LOL!! (I like to toot my own horn every now and then.) Love the responses from my readers! It makes me feel great when I know I’ve put s little joy in their day, if only for a moment. yes, please share this with your friends.

    08/04/2019 | 1:24 am
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Henderson

Lol, this is really hillarious, I know what needs feel sometimes. I have a nerd friend and he explains how sometimes he feels socially intimidated. On ladies, like nerdy Nelson, he’s never had lick, he loves the Simpsons or any real movie that glorifies the nerds. He’s had a few crushes but will never give it a thought to try them to a conversation. Crazy

08/04/2019 | 12:29 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hey Henderson, let the nerds arise! They’re coming out of the woodwork!!LOL! It seems we all know someone that has a Nerdy friend Women & Men alike). We don’t put our Nerdy friends down, we just laugh at their Nerdy ways. It seems they never change! Love em’ or not, they’re here to stay!lol.

    08/04/2019 | 8:55 am
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Jose G.

Not gonna lie, I laughed when you mentioned the stamp collection, like who does that! Really loved the information you have on nerds, although I don’t really consider myself as a complete nerd, I do share a couple of aspects of these nerdy brothers. You should totally do a review on the jocks next.

Well Done!

08/04/2019 | 12:42 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Glad you enjoyed my article, my friend Jose. I hope that ‘good laugh’ made your day. I find humor helps folks day a little brighter. I think there’s a little Nerdiness in us all. It’s funny that you mention I do a jock profile. I have one with the layout completed. All I have to do is update it. maybe coming soon!

    08/04/2019 | 10:19 am
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Matiss

Hey, Ron! An absolutely hilarious post. I laughed my guts out. To me, the best part was the sections on Turn-ons, Turn-offs, Where to meet, and the Goal.

In that regard, I must say that you’re a great storyteller, man. I was able to really create that picture in my mind and the more I read the essentially crazier it got. There are all kinds of people in this world. So, you’ve probably hit the nail on the head when speaking of someone. Though they’re probably not Virgo as that I feel would be just too much of a coincidence, haha.

And that rating at the end, was that 1.2 out of 10, haha? It made me burst out laughing. 

I guess it’s as they say – the funniest bits are those that are observational truths. This was a great one.

Cheers,

Matiss

08/04/2019 | 8:47 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hi Matiss. Glad you really enjoyed my funny post! I try to do my best to give my readers the best laugh possible. If i laugh while i’m writing and drawing, that’s a good indication others will feel the same way! You can find these nerdy type characters in just about any mother’s basement. Playing there video games, wishing they had a woman. (Or wishing any woman would just except him…Period!!) Please share with others.

    08/05/2019 | 12:56 am
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Rasa

I think I’ve never actually met someone like that, let alone dated.

But yeah, as funny as it was of a post in general, I believe there might actually be people out there that fit this description perfectly.

That said, I feel they most of the time are misunderstood souls as in their core they’re really kind, affectionate, and loving just they are completely incapable on projecting those awesome characteristics to the outside world properly. So, they get ridiculed and laughed at by a number of groups.

All of this and that how they generally carry themselves I think is probably due to some childhood trauma, media imposed huge insecurities or abusive parents as I feel no person inherently is like that. We are social beings that seek connection. And in that no one is nerdy.

I mean, I personally can definitely think of a guy that has all those traits, hobbies and everything you wrote but who is unapologetic about them, passionate about them, he genuinely doesn’t care about what others think, and yet he’s loving and kind. That kind of guy then is one that many women would die for.

I guess it’s fair to say that it’s more about how he feels in his own skin when it comes to that human connection. 🙂

Have a Wonderful Day!

Rasa

08/04/2019 | 9:06 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hi Rasa, thanks for reading. Like you stated, these types get laughed at and are bullied in school. (They probably get to school, bracing themselves for the worse). They never know what to expect. All-in-all, they are generally nice people looking for love, just like the rest of us. They just have more competition!

    08/05/2019 | 1:08 am
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Pentrental

Nerdy Nelson sounds like quite the nerd but I have to admit that I envisioned him building computers and not bagging groceries haha. Really though you’ve created something really interesting and I get your point totally. Banana Chocolate Chip Goulash sounds like an interesting dish lol. Your rating is pretty accurate and I found your post to be very funny and entertaining. I’m looking forward to reading more!

08/11/2019 | 9:43 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Thank you my friend. I’m glad you found my post entertaining and funny. When I hear praise like that, I feel I’ve accomplished my goal. Love making folks laugh and making their day. Yes, more funny profiles coming. Stay tuned.

    08/12/2019 | 10:59 am
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Lakeisha Collins

Heeeelarious article. I was watching a show as I read this and had to pause it, start over reading, and share it with my mom. This is good stuff. A little sad, but sometimes true. I love the details. My favorite, “Hey lollipop lips” lol. Moldy hot dog buns. Poor things. Truth is nerds need love too. And they may be a refreshing change for the usual confident studs who know they are studs lol. I loved this. Thanks for the laugh. 

08/11/2019 | 9:46 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Yes. Old Nerdy Nelson will break you up with all his nerdy ways. He wants folks to understand him, but just can’t seem to grasp the concept that no one wants him around. They feel it may ‘cramp their style!’ lol. I guess these nerd types has to be loved and accepted within their own group. (Oh well, that’s the way the nerdy cookie crumbles). Please share with your downline

    08/12/2019 | 1:28 pm
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RoDarrick

As much as I find this funny about nerds, I think this talked about a very serious advice to ladies who wish to go on a date with a nerd. Though nerds can be nerdy at times and it can really be annoying with the way they behave and act up but it is true that they need love too and can be loved in their own  ways. I was once a nerd in my high school days but after I got into my girlfriend then, things started happening and she made me feel so great about myself that no one is superior to me. This mindset helped change everything about me. Though as much as nerds are annoying to be with, they can also be helped. By the way, hilarious post

08/11/2019 | 9:50 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hi Ro. Thank you for reading my post. I agree like all my other readers stated, nerds need loving too. They have a hard time landing someone that will spend time with them (Unless they run into a ‘Gold digger.’) Those type of women will take a nerd quick, especially if they have some money. Most nerds are aware of these type of women’s slick moves.

    08/13/2019 | 5:47 pm
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Dane

This is one very funny post by the way. I have a sister who is a nerd, although she sees things from the other side and makes me want to cry. But in truth nerds are really very nice group of people, my sister for example made my childhood very interesting with her weird joke and trick. They may not be as perfect as the other folks buy trust me they are fun to be with. Thankd for sharing such interesting post

08/17/2019 | 1:12 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Yes Dane, Nerds need good loving too. They’ve been treated so badly throughout the years. (maybe this is where bullying originated.) It do seem like in most families, there is a nerd. Brother, sister, cousin, etc; they are there, and not going anywhere. So lets lift our glasses and toast the ‘Nerds of America.’ Please share this funny post with others.

    08/17/2019 | 2:41 am
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