How To Love A Horny Grandma | Profile Of Dirty Ol’ Doris

How To Love A Horny Grandma | Profile Of Dirty Ol’ Doris

How Loving This Old Bird Can Be A Crazy Experience.

Guys! When it comes down to loving someone like Dirty ol’ Doris, then my friend, you’ve hit the bottom of the barrel. If you don’t mind the age difference and a woman who loves lots of sex (She’s 88), then this old bird might just be for you.How-to-select-a-compatible-mate

Don’t let her age fool you my friend, ol’ Doris can ‘throw down,’ even much better than others have her age. Doris is an ‘Energizer Battery’ when it comes to sex! She’ll ‘srcew your brains out’ and later suggest you take Viagra if you wanna go for several more rounds. (..it pisses Doris off knowing you can’t keep Mr. Johnson ‘standing at attention’).

Now get ready to meet the hottest, most active old buzzard on planet earth that really know how to love:

Dirty Ol’ Doris

VITAL STATISTICS – Age: 67 and going up fast, Height: 5’2″ to 5’5″, Weight: Flirtatious.

OCCUPATION – This type will most likely be employed as a office manager of some broken down junk yard. You may also find this type running one of the largest distributors of pornographic materials and adult sex toys in the US, Canada, and the UK. (…but not necessarily in that order!)

FAVORITE FOODS – Dining out will consist of old cabbage plants with cesar dressing. A side dish of Muskrat stew and boiled owl heads. For desert, she’ll have a slice of baboon pie topped with wild cherries.how-to-select-a-compatible-mate

FAVORITE DRINKS – Most mornings, especially after a long night of hot sex, she’ll gulp down two large glasses of prune juice to help with bowel movement. The night life will consist of a fifth of Jack & coke, wine coolers and bloody mary.

FAVORITE MUSIC – Ol’ Doris favorite sounds are the ringing up of sales from her world-wide pornographic business (She says, “It’s a horny and freaking world out there and I’m looking to cash in”).

FAVORITE MOVIES/TV SHOWS – The ‘Golden Girls’ are on top of her list. Also, it really fires her up when watching amazing xxx Adult video videos such as, “Debbie Does Dallas,” Naughty Girls from Central High,” and “Don’t Do Me Wrong…Just Do Me.”

FAVORITE SPORTS/HOBBIES – She wants to be a referee or judge at any event which includes young studs flexing their muscles. (She claims she’s the best at rubbing oil.) During football season, she’ll make bets with a couple of her old, wild girlfriends over which team pat the others fanny the most.

TYPE OF CAR – NONE! (Hell, she’s damn near 90, what do you expect?!?)

LAST BOOK – ‘Doggie Style 101’  by the ‘Back-Door Slammers’ from the over ’70’ Club.

TURN ON’s – Young men’s sweaty muscles glistening on the beach, winning a big state lottery to impress young studs and hanging around men’s shower stalls after a game.

TURN OFF’s – Old dudes trying to act young, old dudes always complaining about their aches and pains, folks who keep reminding her of her age, and all dudes who try wearing condoms they know that are way too big.

SECRET FANTASY – To be voted “the hottest senior citizen of the 21st Century.”

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN – Cancer

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June 21- CANCER – July 23

PERSONALITY – This old bag knows what she wants in life and goes after it (especially ANY young well-buildt stud!).

Her demeanor toward the opposite sex sometime makes you wonder; if she really cares what’s thought of her. (But really she don’t give a shit!)

She thinks that being in the company of much younger men, make other women think they’re not popular enough. She also doesn’t realize that some of these men she know, only socialize with her because she’s lonely and have money. These men also know that they could get anything their hearts desire by just telling her how sexy she is.

IDEAL MAN – The wild, young liberal type. One who understands her needs and love trying out new positions.

WHERE TO MEET – You could run into sluts like this hanging around any convention in town promoting their large display of sex toys.

GOAL – To invite all hot, horny studs accross America for an all-night sex orgy.

RATING: 3.9…If money and a sense of security is something you feel is important, then maybe this fun-loving ol’ bag is not for you. But keep the age difference in focus. Your buddies might think you’ve cracked up when they spot you and her together. They’ll swear you’re out with your grandma!

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Susan

Ron J Kennedy,

This is the best laugh I have had in a week; you have missed your calling!
You could easily write stand up comedy and be winning awards for it.
The article is not just funny but we all happen to know a woman just like this one in each and every small town across America. Which only makes the post that much funnier.
Thank you so much for this it was the highlight of my day.

Susan

08/20/2018 | 12:47 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Thank you Susan, for your kind comment regarding my post. I love it when I’m told I’ve made someone’s day (especially with all the daily crap you hear on the news that pulls you down.) Yes, I agree that where ever you go, what ever you do, you gonna run across some old horney bag that thinks she’s all that! Very mixed-up person!

    08/21/2018 | 12:28 am
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Cheryl

Well Ron, I don’t know what to say except for thank you. This really made me laugh out loud and each heading was funnier than the one before. You really cheered me up with this.

You are so correct as well as there are always going to be people like this out and about on the streets and in pubs etc. I just got such a vision of what I thought Ol’ Doris looked like and that made your post even funnier.

I will certainly be back to read more soon.

08/27/2018 | 8:26 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Thank you my friend Cheryl, for stopping by and hanging out with me and dirty ol’ Doris. LOL. Yes, like you stated, you’ll find this type in every bar across the usa. They’ll think they’re hot as hell and can lasso any young stud that comes along. They don’t understand, at their age, they need to ‘slow down’, but that’s NO where in sight and No where part of the agenda.

    08/27/2018 | 3:55 pm
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      Dirty ol' Doris

      You are very welcome and I agree that yes they do need to slow down. You just made me laugh and laugh with this one because it was not at all what I had expected it to be. Thank you.

      08/29/2018 | 5:11 am
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        Ronald Kennedy

        Thanks Cheryl. I’m Happy you enjoyed it. Plenty of old buck-wild Doris type women who’s out of control still running around seeking love. Mainly it’s the money, liquor, and drugs that keeps her interested in these young studs.

        08/29/2018 | 5:58 am
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Vin

I’m not sure how I landed on this page but this is some funny stuff!! You have some great content.
Ol’ Doris isn’t going out without a bang, no pun intended. But the description you have in your post definitely reflects a lot of women like Doris I have seen around.

08/27/2018 | 10:57 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Thank you Vin for reading my post. (See Vin, that accidental page landing gave you the opportunity to view some funny stuff)lol. Ol’ Doris is gonna hang in their as long as she can get young dudes to keep treating her to drinks and they have a pocket full of bucks to spend. These ol’ Doris type do get around and are known everywhere!

    08/27/2018 | 4:07 pm
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Akoli

Yes, I agree, Ron J Kennedy, that loving this old bird can be a crazy experience. As Susan rightly said, “The article is not just funny but we all happen to know a woman just like this one in each and every small town across America.” Apart from the article being hilariously funny, I have found such grandmas on adult sites. I loved the heading parts. One start thinking of something but then discovers something else. You’re a master of puns! I have never read such a funny blog and I think it can make people’s days, especially if they feel down and out. You certainly made my day, because I was feeling bad for something which happened at home! Thank you!

08/29/2018 | 4:53 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Thank you my friend Akoli, for reading and commenting on this ol’ buzzard. Lol. Doris is rated in a ‘special class’ along with other ol’ bats, who think they’re hot. When I created this character’s image and profile, I thought to myself, “I’m glad my grandma wasn’t like this.” But I know this type exist; Somewhere in the good old USA.

    08/29/2018 | 8:54 pm
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Jackie

woops, i almost spit my coffee out twice reading this! Very hilarious… ! The best part is, i use to know someone like Dirty Doris… Except she was a waitress at a coffee shop I use to frequent in college and a local legend… and her name was DOT!! (which sounds like it could be a nickname for Doris!!) How could that be? LOL ah, maybe YOU knew her too?

08/31/2018 | 12:06 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    No Jackie, I never personally knew Doris, from your college days. LOL. If she was anything like Dirty Ol’ Doris, then she was a ‘real card.’ These old bats love seeking out young studs and doing weird stuff. (They’re in a class by themselves); All Hot, Oiled up and Ready to Go!! Lol

    08/31/2018 | 4:51 pm
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Willem Jim Kulk

Hi Ron. Well I needed a good laugh. No, make that we all need a good laugh, and you’re providing it. I love Dirty Ol Doris. She sounds like my kind of woman, only thing is my aches and pains might put her off. Thanks for the giggles. Jim

09/01/2018 | 3:51 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Yes Willem Jim, Dirty Ol’ Doris don’t want no man with aches and pains, she wants them young and strong. LOL! Glad you got a good laugh from this broken down old bird, who’s too ‘hot to trot.’

    09/06/2018 | 3:16 am
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Angelina

I found this article really funny. You actually did make a few good points. I needed a real good laugh and this really brought that along. It’s crazy what we see in today’s world. What a humorous spin on real life situations. Grannies are stronger today than ever before. They know how to get down and go wild. What an excellent sense of humor.

09/04/2018 | 7:44 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Thank you Angelina my friend. Glad you enjoyed my ‘hot old friend.’lol. Yes, these Doris-types are found in every city around the globe. What they missed out on in their younger years, they sure as hell make up for it later. Like ol’ Doris would say, “Hell, age is only a number. You’re only as old as you feel, so bring on the young studs.”

    09/04/2018 | 11:40 am
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Bibian

Hey Kennedy!
This is really a creative work.
You did a nice job, though funny. You deserve some accolades.
The write ups is well pictured. If you really enlist among the best creative writer and funny articles, I think I will surely vote for you. Lol.

You really did a nice job here!

09/06/2018 | 4:31 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Thank you my friend. Dirty ol’ Doris has really drawn a lot of attention and praise from its readers. This ol’ bird is here to stay; creating more havoc on her young lovers by introducing them to new sexual ways that are beyond even their imagination.lol. Thanks for reading.

    09/06/2018 | 10:14 pm
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Dennis

OMG that is funny. And what makes it funnier is I can relate. On several levels. LOL I am a 65 yr old boy toy lol. My older woman is not quite the same as that one but there are a couple similarities. Thanks for the laugh and yes you are forcing me to click links and read more!

09/07/2018 | 9:57 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hi Dennis, Thanks for reading my post. You’re the first one to say you have your own personal ‘Doris’ on your hands. LOL. (Have fun with that!) These types are ‘one of a kind.’ They love sex more than you do! They will wonder why you can’t keep up. Yeah, these old birds are pretty wild & here to stay! Thanks again for checking in.

    09/08/2018 | 4:56 pm
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jake

this is absolutely hilarious , really.
Keep them coming, i will be returning to see what else you have came up with.
You should have had a newspaper collumn 🙂 really really enjoy reading your writing.
I hope dirty old doris gets what she wants….. the sly old fox.
Is this the only kind of comedy work you have written? would love to see more.

09/15/2018 | 1:01 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hi Jake. I’m glad I was able to ‘tickle your funny bone.’ Really! Dirty ol’ Doris is in a class by herself. All across America you’ll find a dirty Doris as someone friend, neighbor or family member. She will get what she wants; trust me! I enjoy writing this style of ‘Madness’ and been doing it for years. (Love comedy and making people laugh). Jake, you can see more of this style of comedy in my book, “How to Select a Compatible Mate.” Click here: https://www.smashwords.com/boo

    09/16/2018 | 1:35 am
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Amjad

Interesting article Ronald!

I have noticed that many women and men, as they get older, they start looking for relationships with younger people.

I used to think that these people just love life and want to live it to the fullest. But then, why do they like younger people in particular? Can’t they live life to the fullest with people of their age?

Sometimes I feel like these people actually just want anything that makes them look younger and that’s it. It’s not really about enjoying life.

What do you think about this?

Amjad

09/19/2018 | 5:12 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Amjad, I think that older folks just like being around younger mates just because it makes them feel good. They look for someone younger that has energy and like to do stuff. (Hey, there’s some older folks with more energy than younger ones). To me, age don’t me crap! It all depends on the person.

    09/24/2018 | 6:00 pm
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mapofthat

Not sure what to make of this. Is this an actual online dating profile you came across? I came across your site looking for dating advice. But like I said I’m not sure what to make of this post. This is definitely a strange one, completely out there. Maybe she needs a tinder account.

10/04/2018 | 11:50 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Well Mapofthat, what you experienced was the comedy portion of my site. (You’re right! Maybe Dirty ol’ Doris needs her own dating account.) You came across one of my original characters created just to give readers a good laugh. (Every now and then, we need that!) My friend, go back in and select another site subject based on what you’re looking for, https://lovefolks.com . I have many other articles. Or Mapofthat, just tell me what advice do you seek? I can help you.

    10/05/2018 | 12:27 am
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Daniel

I must thank you for this article, Ronald. You have made my day. Although it is funny there is a truth. I can say that I know a person of this kind and those people are very funny and what I saw is that they really enjoy in life. Who knows, maybe we will be the same in that years haha. I will come back for sure to read more about this! Thank you once more for this interesting topic.

10/05/2018 | 6:06 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Thank you Daniel for getting ‘a kick’ from my article. There are many old buzzards out there; young at heart and horney as hell. Seems everyone who reads this characters profile, seem to know at least one old lady like this. All around the globe, there’s an ol’ Doris ready to bang some young stud!

    10/06/2018 | 5:49 am
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David

You have just made my day.  After a rubbish morning I really needed a laugh.  I am sat here chuckling away to myself, than my partner in the living room had to come into my office to see what I was giggling at.  My imagination was running wild when reading this, trying to picture someone in my local pub who fits the bill.  I really loved the detailed profile of Dirty Ol Doris.

Thank you for cheering me up today

P.s  Please keep writing articles like this

10/05/2018 | 9:18 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hey David, I plan on writing humor as long as my fingers can punch the keys on my laptop. This is my favorite thing. I love making people laugh. And it makes me feel good that as my reader, you enjoy my work. Whenever, you have a bad day, just read any of my characters and you’ll feel better. (you also can see more in my book).

    10/06/2018 | 6:40 am
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Rika

Hi Ronald,

I was sitting here with this big frown on my face thinking how the hell I am going fit everything I need to do into this day.  While I contemplated this and messing around on the internet I came across your post.  I just want to say thank you very much for putting a big smile on my face.  If she can do it, I can do it.  Not the s** part, but fitting everything into my day.  I am much younger and going to show Doris how it is really done:))

Thanks for a good laugh and have a great weekend!

10/19/2018 | 2:47 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hi Rika. You Go Girl!! Show ol’ Doris how it’s done. You know Rika, Doris is ‘Hot to Trot’ and she mean business when it comes down to ‘hooking up’ with the young studs out here or whatever town she’s in. (It seems there’s a dirty ol’ Doris in every town!) Thanks Rika for checking in.

    10/19/2018 | 4:06 am
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Renton

Haha! Brilliant. You dont really see posts like this everyday (trust me i know). Deloris sounds like an absolute gem. Its like someone forgot to tell her how “old people” are supposed to behave! I think that there are actually quirky characters out there which makes this post even more brilliant.

I am sure Deloris believes in the teaching of the wise master Yoda, “Do or do not, there is no try!” 

10/19/2018 | 6:46 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Renton, thank you for reading and enjoying my post. Yes I agree that Dirty ol’ Doris is in a ‘class by herself.’ There is a Doris in every trailer park across America, and in someone’s family. (You know who you are out there!) These are the families who have that drunken old auntie or cousin that think she knows everything, and always on the lookout for that next, ‘hot young stud.’

    10/19/2018 | 11:55 pm
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Louis

This was quite a read! I have never had an experience as such, however I really think it would be interesting to experience this. However, I don’t think dirty ol’ Doris can still experience love, I also know she doesn’t expect to. If ever I was to indulge in such, it would probably be because of the greens!

03/23/2019 | 1:24 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hey Louis, I guess you say, ‘Money Talks.’ “Show me the money!” A rich and horny old broad like this is sure to show you a good time. (If she doesn’t collapse first from too much excitement. LOL) Hey my man, give it a try! There’s one out there for every young stud! Share ol’ Doris around.

    03/23/2019 | 12:20 pm
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Tommy Diependaal

Hi first thought when I see the title was what the heck is this serious, but when I start reading it starts to make me smile and after scrolling more down it makes me laugh. This was a very fun read and I share it with some of my friends. Gonna check out more on your website in the hope to find more stuff that makes me laugh.

Thanks a lot your shit is funny.

03/23/2019 | 1:25 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Tommy, thanks for reading. Glad you got a kick out of it. Every now and then, I like to break from all the seriousness that’s happening around, and provide some humor. We all need a good laugh once in a while. With Doris and my other characters I’ve compiled together, you’ll be laughing a ‘mile-a-minute’. Check out 30% of my book Free, 

    https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/717520

    03/23/2019 | 12:33 pm
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ajibola40

Nice makeup story there, I can’t stop laughing and wondering at the same time, it really interesting 

but as interesting as it is, I find it informative and educative about Ol’Doris and what it is, 

at first I was thinking something else without knowing where you will land the story with our investing it is. I know of some woman that can’t do without Ol’Doris

03/23/2019 | 1:28 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Yes my friend ajibola40, this old bag is in a class all by herself. When old dames like this get their minds set on something (especially some young meat), they can’t be stopped. Ol’ Doris would say, “Live damit, and let live.” Share ol’ Doris with your downline.

    03/23/2019 | 4:07 pm
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John

Thanks for the laughs Ronald,
I don’t see posts like this everyday.  It had me cringing, laughing and imagining dirty old Doris.
Extremely cringe worthy.  I’d hope people Doris’s age can act in a more dignified, respectful manner.
But this is fantasy and thanks Ronald for making us laugh through your persona of dirty old Doris.
You could do stand-up comedy – or at least sell this post to comedians 🙂

03/23/2019 | 1:31 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hi John. Thanks for checking in, reading and getting a good laugh. I agree with you 100% John….you will not see a post of this type, anywhere online. This is a very original concept regarding selecting a compatible mate, and what types they’ll find in the dating arena. Another reader once before mention I should be doing stand-up comedy after reading one of my character’s post. Hey John, maybe my own TV special? LOL. If you wanna get a 30% Free peak at my book and more characters, “How to Select a Compatible Mate” click link below…

    https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/717520

    03/23/2019 | 4:29 pm
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Seun Afotanju

This was a good online performance, I admire your talent and mehn!!!!  That kinda woman is really a handful, I couldn’t stop me laughing along side my friend whom I showed this article, we both laughed without control. I think you should switch to comedy the mics are waiting for you. 

03/23/2019 | 1:35 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    I appreciate the compliments my friend. For sure, Ol’ Doris is definitely a handful. No one like her on the face of the earth! I’m happy that you and your friend got a big kick out of this profile. You mentioned hitting the mic for stand-up comedy. Only thing, when a mic is in front of me, I’ll be ready to sing. I’m a singer also and love music. Please share my post with your social media downline.

    03/23/2019 | 4:41 pm
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Adamu2

Lol…. I can stop laughing ,this the best laugh for this month. This is the funniest post I ever read online. How I wish I can send this old dude and go on a bettings. We really looks alike but age difference, she does every of my hobby and I don’t care to run competition with her. Some old woman can be so funny. Your article made my day. Hahaha

03/23/2019 | 1:38 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    My friend, Dirty Ol’ Doris wanted me to tell you that She’s Available. LOL, LOL, Just think, there’s a Dirty Ol’ Doris in every trailer park, every family in any city. I don’t think anyone will have a hard time finding this type. She’s hot to trot, and Ready to go!! Glad you enjoyed it, my friend!

    03/23/2019 | 4:54 pm
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Amod

Wow! How a funny article! “How Loving This Old Bird Can Be A Crazy Experience.” just made me laugh a lot. At the age of 67, she wants the wild, young liberal type. One who understands her needs and love trying out new positions. This type of character can be found everywhere to make us laugh.

Thanks

03/23/2019 | 1:41 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hey Amod, it seems there’s an old, crazy chick in everyone’s family. This is the wild one who likes getting high and flirting with all the younger guys who come along. She knows what she wants and goes after it without hesitation. Ol’ Doris also loves a good challenge. She’ll out perform any young stud under the sheets. LOL.

    03/26/2019 | 1:25 am
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Barrywesley

wonderful, that was really funny. As I was reading through the article, I couldn’t help but just laughing. That was very comedic, and each step of it as I was reading down, was funnier. You are talented in writing comedy. When I finally finished the article,  I was now trying to imagine  what the 67 year old Doris will look like. I just got the picture I’m my head, but will such personality really exist in this life? 

03/23/2019 | 1:42 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Thanks my friend. I also got a good laugh out of this character while creating it. (When I can get a good laugh from my own creations, then I know I have ‘a winner.’) LOL. As a writer of comedy, I like to create and connect it to what’s happening now. The real world. There is no element of surprise when it comes down to these old horny type. To answer your question Barry, there seem to be one in every moderen today’s family!

    03/26/2019 | 2:53 am
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Kenechi

What a funny and engaging content I have read this morning. I am giving you lots of applauds from here. You really cracked me up. There are similar women like the old Doris everywhere. They are so horny and tasty of sex all the time. They are never ready to retire on bed and always wants something in and out of their horny pot. Some of the old birds here believe they are too sexy and beautiful and they forgot the fact that young adults here are only after their money. Its funny! I feel like to read this article over and over again. 

03/23/2019 | 1:48 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Glad you liked my funny post, Kenechi. I try to keep things real through comedy. I like funny stuff and love making other people laugh. There’s enough sadness, misery and strife in our world today. So why not throw something out there that will take a person’s mind off things; even for a moment? Ol’ Doris will do it to you every time!

    03/26/2019 | 3:28 am
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Vapz

Now, this was hilarious. Ol’ Doris just trying to live her life to the fullest before she leaves the life, she doesn’t understand why you should call her “dirty” or make fun of her life. She’s living the life of her dreams and she gonna be ballin till she pass out to the great beyond. And she deserves to, she has just this life after all. I applaud her for not letting the sickness of age get her down like it has most of her age’s mate. And those young dudes loving her, they’re the best, helping make the world go round 😉

03/23/2019 | 1:50 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hi Vapz, glad you got a kick out of my funny post. Ol’ Doris is gonna live her life to the fullest, and no one’s gonna stop her. “Living each day as if it’s your last” is her motto. “Live and let live” is the other. “Screw all the hot, horny young studs you can find” is her third. These are Dirty ol’ Doris words to live by. Please share my post. 

    03/26/2019 | 4:06 am
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Jon

This is a pretty funny blog post. While this is not my thing I guess I can understand how it might be for some other people. Why do you think that a higher age is better for doing the deed and why did you decide to write this article? Are you doing mini biographies like this for a lot of people and trying to give people a different view of higher age people?

04/30/2019 | 5:00 pm
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hi Jon. Thanks for stopping by. This crazy old character is in a class by herself. I decided to create a swinging old granny type who likes to party and is business-minded as well. She have always harbored her own goals and ideas since an early age (not all older folks are this outgoing.) If you’d like to see a free sample of other characters, go here: https://www.smashwords.com/boo… 

    04/30/2019 | 9:36 pm
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RoDarrick

Hahaha! OMG! I couldn’t stop laughing because the description seemed like my former neighbor. God, this was funny. Probably the highest I laughed from reading a blog post. I really have to say thank you for hooking up words to form this beautiful post. I will come back to read more and more of your posts. I need to crack up often with this. 😂😂

05/03/2019 | 5:09 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hi Ro, thanks for stopping by and spending time with ol’ Doris. (She’s always on the lookout for young new, fresh meat) LOL! Hey, she may be your former neighbor’s room mate. LOL. There seem to be a horney old bird like this residing in everyone’s neighborhood. If you really liked this character profile, then you gonna like these others. Click here: https://www.smashwords.com/boo

    05/06/2019 | 11:55 am
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H Phomrong Maring

Dirty Ol’ Doris who can screw every brain out is a superlative line I’ve ever come across. Her frenzy habit of music being as horny and freaking as the world can offer out there has pulled out my entrails to confirm that she’s a swapping maniac.

I am really scared of Dirty Ol’ Doris and pray that I should never encounter such a dominating sex lover.

The food menu consisting of old cabbage plants with cesar dressing and a dish of Muskrat stew and boiled owl heads is appalling. Not only that her dessert that has a slice of baboon pie topped with wild cherries is frightening.

Whatever the case might be, this crazy world embellished with eroticism as that of Dirty Ol’ Doris is unique and deserves all applause from all corners!

Thanks for sharing your fantastic article and I do look forward to reading more of your interesting pieces.

Cheers!

05/03/2019 | 10:27 am
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    Ronald Kennedy

    Hi my friend, Yes Ol’ Doris is a real character. An ol’ bird that’s in a class by herself. Love sex, and ready to bang at the ‘drop of a hat.’ But she always has her business on her mind. She loves to bang and make money! If you really like this profile, then check out these others. Go to: 

    https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/717520

    05/06/2019 | 12:24 pm
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